Keeps playing through all the songs. Works with your phone locked.
Lyrics
Reading glasses on and the radio low
Checkbook open, better take it slow
Every envelope's a little bigger now
Grandma shakes her head and says "wow"
Grandma's doin' math at the kitchen table again
Pencil and a coupon and a calculator, friend
Light bill's climbin' and the tolls on the way
Grandma says "vote early", and Grandma gets her way
Paid off the house back in '93
Still gets a tax bill, now how can that be?
She worked forty years, never missed a day
She just wants to keep her house and stay
Grandma's doin' math at the kitchen table again
Pencil and a coupon and a calculator, friend
Light bill's climbin' and the tolls on the way
Grandma says "vote early", and Grandma gets her way
Fifty-six billion, biggest one they ever wrote
State budget keeps on growin', Grandma's budget don't
She clips another coupon, turns the thermostat down low
Says somebody up in Springfield oughta try it, don't you know
(Ooh) Grandma's got a plan
(Ooh) Grandma's got a ride
Courthouse opens early, she's the first one inside
Grandma's doin' math at the kitchen table again
Pencil and a coupon and a calculator, friend
Light bill's climbin' and the tolls on the way
Grandma says "vote early", and Grandma gets her way
Made with AI, just for fun. Not sung by the candidates. Written and produced by LTC Labs.